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I heard The Musers promo for their XMas party segment on Wednesday. I sent them the following email:

Had to contribute this timely tale to you "Do's and Don't at the office XMAS Party" segment. 

Was at the wife's on Saturday night. Just knocking down cocktails and talking about the weather with strangers. My wife pointed out a girl on the dance floor who was notorious for lettin er' rip at company functions. She was a short, stocky brunette with sort of a Liberty Bell build. A Snooky. As the only girl there in an all white dress, she was easy to spot at any given moment, so I kept an eye on her. Apparently, the caterers didn't have shot glasses, so this girl was shooting her tequila out of a champagne glass. 3 to 1 ratio and all. She was just getting hammered and grinding on every guy that ventured into her arms reach. After a hell of a long run staying upright, the Herradura got the best of her and down she went. She'd stagger to her feet for a few minutes then down again. Just a mess. She even dragged a guy or two down with her on a couple occasions. Apparently, depending on your angle, these wipe-outs sometimes revealed a bonus holiday treat, she's going commando this evening! So, some higher ups at the company begin to take notice of her general behavior and the fact that Mariner's reliever Charlie Furbush had apparently crashed the party. She's asked to take it easy and lay off the sauce, maybe take a seat. These mistimed requests unfortunately coincided with the opening notes of  Young MC's "Bust a Move", which won her attention immediately. She was escorted out of the party by her boss who she reportedly took a couple backhanded swipes at on their way to the front door. Found out today that she got fired. 

**UPDATE** 

After hearing about her firing today, my wife learned that apparently 2 years ago at the company Xmas party, she was also commando whilst she shit herself. 

Love, 

Mike

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NFC EAST

MIKE-EAGLES

CASH-EAGLES

VIDA-EAGLES

NFC NORTH

MIKE-PACKERS

CASH-PACKERS

VIDA-PACKERS

NFC SOUTH

MIKE-SAINTS

CASH-FALCONS

VIDA-FALCONS

NFC WEST

MIKE-RAMS

CASH-RAMS

VIDA-49ERS

NFC WILDCARDS

MIKE-FALCONS-BUCS

CAHS-SAINTS-LIONS

VIDA-

NFC TITLE GAME

MIKE-PACKERS OVER SAINTS

CASH-EAGLES OVER SAINTS

VIDA-EAGLES OVER EVERYTHING

AFC EAST

MIKE-PATRIOTS

CASH-PATRIOTS 

VIDA-DOLPHINS

AFC NORTH

MIKE-RAVENS

CASH-RAVENS

VIDA-BENGALS

AFC SOUTH

MIKE-TEXANS

CASH-TEXANS

VIDA TITANS

AFC WEST

MIKE-CHARGERS

CASH-CHARGERS

VIDA-CHARGERS

AFC WILDCARD

MIKE-STEELERS-JETS

CASH-STEELERS-JETS

VIDA-

AFC TITLE GAME

MIKE-PATS OVER CHARGERS

CASH-CHARGERS OVER PATS

SB PREDICTIONS

MIKE-PACKERS OVER PATRIOTS

CASH-CHARGERS OVER EAGLES

VIDA-SHE'S REALLY NOT SURE YET BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE EAGLES ARE PLAYING YET BUT PROBABLY THE EAGLES

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Finish in bottom 10 in pass Defense

Dez lead NFL in TDs 15+     

Romo with 4,200+ passing yards

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