Power Ranking the passengers in Picture 550653:

Despite numerous signs that both the elevator system and property in general had been dangerously neglected, my friend Jeremy Levesque Moran and his beloved wife Janice boarded on Tuesday an elevator car destined for only one floor: terror.  They were not alone in their irresponsibility

 7) Former President George W Bush

 

The least likely passenger, both because he’s a former President and he’s one of the least tolerant people on Earth when it comes to terror.  

 6) Craig Gentry

 

Hates Mickey. More of a cat person. .280/.373/.386

5) Hang Loose Cinderella

She went for the double. This should quickly settle any "who had the best Summer" bullshit from Sierra Whittner.

 4) Terminator Jim Courier

Feels nothing. No remorse. No love. No sudden changes to his vestibular apparatus. Is there a tennis ride here? 

3) Honey The Pooh

Absolutely no fucking clue if the pageant is still going on right now.       

 2) Sports Sturm

Having the best time.

 1) The J&J Vacation Factory

They'd be number 1 even if I wasn't pretty sure they're holding onto a confused Norwood.